

The winner of the costume contest will receive our first NFT. We will be taking suggested donations in TrapCoin or TeCashi69, or you can interrupt Aaron at any point in the night, no matter what he's doing, and ask him to name his three favorite coins of the moment. I don't know how to do it in Eventbrite, but this event is not free. Needless to say, we've turned this pandemic into a Bandemic, and would love to have you celebrate with us. Aaron has been overseeing the destruction of natural resources in the Bolivian rainforest to make room for our new Bitcoin Mine Denali has been obstructing the supply chain to boost the power of imaginary currency in lieu of actual goods and services I'm working with real estate developers in Brooklyn to price out residents and make way for Coinbase product managers to dwell in luxury apartments in low income neighborhoods.
Aaron, Denali and I have won our first court case against our broke landlord, and have received a low seven figure settlement.
